Nabisco has really tried its best to ruin America’s favorite cookie. They’ve tried Candy Corn Oreos, Birthday Cake Oreos and now Watermelon Oreos! That’s right, you can now find Watermelon Oreos for a limited time at a grocery store near you.
Just look at that. Doesn’t that look absolutely disgusting? Why can’t they just leave Oreos alone? How the f–k am I supposed to dip Watermelon Oreos in milk? I don’t want to drink watermelon milk! I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK! You know what made a great chocolate milk? OREOS! REGULAR OREOS! I remember when I was kid, I’d leave the Oreo in the milk until a little piece broke off and fell to the bottom of the glass. The little chunks of Oreo at the bottom of the glass of milk were the best part of my childhood.
Was I a chubby kid? Yeah, but I was freaking happy. Watermelon Oreos don’t make me happy. They make me sad and mad. I know I can still buy regular Oreos, but it’s still going to irritate me to see this gross yellow bag next to the originals.
What’s next? Hamburger Oreos? Lasagna? What about hot sauce flavored Oreos, at least then the glass of milk would make sense.