A 37-year-old man by the name of Jong Park was arrested Tuesday morning after hitting his wife in the head with a toaster.
The incident, which coincidentally happened on Tranquil Lane, all started when Park’s wife refused to have sex with him. No sex makes Park angry.
After his wife locked the door to heaven, Park decided he was going to win his wife over by abusing the f—k out of her. His wife claims he pulled her hair, hit her and then threw a toaster at her head.
When officers arrived, they noted that there was a large bruise on her forehead. They arrested the horny bastard and he spent a little over a day in jail. He was released Wednesday afternoon on his own recognizance. He faces charges of domestic battery.
Meanwhile, his wife claims she is scared to go back home. Apparently, Park has threatened to hit her again. Sadly, there are two young children who also live in the home with them.
I’m certainly not an expert in love making, but I am pretty sure nothing kills the mood faster than throwing a toaster at your wife’s head. Not only would it hurt, but how the f–k is she going to make you toast in the morning?