We told you about the woman who had an addiction to sucking on dirty diapers. Well, now meet the woman who hit her daughter in the face with a dirty diaper.
53-year-old Christine O’Keefe was taking care of her 2-year-old granddaughter Monday. The girl’s mother, 25-year-old Jessica Caldwell, had to leave the house for a short amount of time.
When she returned back home, she discovered that her mother was completely wasted. Obviously, Caldwell was upset to see that her mother was intoxicated while taking care of her young daughter.
An argument started between the two women, and that’s when O’Keefe grabbed a dirty diaper and hit Caldwell in the face with it. After being slapped with a sh—ty situation, Caldwell struck her mother in the face.
Police were called to the scene. O’Keefe was arrested for misdemeanor battery. She was released from jail the next day on $1,000 bond.
This should make for good conversation when Thanksgiving rolls around.
Uncle Bob: Hey, Christine. Remember that one time you got drunk and hit Jessica in the face with her daughter’s smelly diaper?
O’Keefe: Hey, Bob. Remember that time I poured gravy on your head?
Uncle Bob: No…I don’t remember…
O’Keefe pours gravy on Uncle Bob’s head.