We don’t normally combine two stories into one post, but these two stories were so similar that we decided to make them a combo.
The first incident involves a naked man ordering a milkshake at Steak ‘n Shake. Apparently, a worker called police after a man rolled up in the drive-thru with no pants on.
The employee claims that when she first took the order for the milkshake everything seemed normal, but that all changed when the man pulled up to the window. When she looked out the window to hand the man his food, she noticed he was completely naked from the waist down.
As we said, the police were called to the scene, but the man had already drove away. The employee describes the man as a white male in his early 20s. He had a bald head and a massive beard. His pubic hair situation was not mentioned in the report, but we are assuming he wasn’t a shaver.
The second incident happened at America’s favorite restaurant, McDonald’s. 30-year-old Tammy Dawn Clement was arrested early Sunday morning after she urinated in a McDonald’s parking lot.
Witnesses claim the woman walked up to the drive-thru window. She was told by employees that they don’t serve walk up customers. This pissed of the intoxicated woman, so she decided to try to crawl through the window.
She was unsuccessful. After failing to climb inside the restaurant, Tammy pulled down her pants and started peeing in the parking lot.
After leaving a puddle of urine in the parking lot, the lady ran across the street to a gas station. Police officers found her inside the restroom of the store. She was arrested after a brief struggle and charged with resisting arrest, public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.
And this is why we should be paying fast food workers more than minimum wage. They have to serve idiots like this every single day.