You may see ‘Florida Man’ in the title of several posts here, and that’s because men in Florida do some really stupid sh-t. 50-year-old John Richard Balmer was arrested on Monday after police noticed him trying to hand a small bag of drugs to the person standing behind him.
No big deal, right? Cops bust people with drugs in every state. But Balmer’s case is special because of the t-shirt he was wearing during his arrest.
Check it out down below…
According to the report, the arrest happened at a K-Mart (they still have those?) in Hudson, Florida. As we mentioned above, cops saw Balmer trying to hand the person behind him a bag of drugs. The person refused to take them.
That’s when the deputy walked over to check out what was inside the bag. He found small amounts of methamphetamine and marijuana. Poor John was arrested and is now facing two possession charges.
He’s been arrested a total of seven times in Pasco County, but we have to imagine this was the most embarrassing arrest.
Although, if this became a trend, it would certainly make things a lot easier. Can you imagine if criminals just walked around with shirts confessing their crimes?
“Who needs money? No, seriously, I have several bags of it. I just robbed a bank.”
“Who needs a leg? No, seriously, I have a few extra legs. My victims don’t need them anymore.”
Who wants to help me start this business?