Finally, underpants big enough for three people to wear! Archie McPhee, have you been reading my diary? I was just thinking the other night, “sure my regular size 8 underpants are big enough for me, but what if I want to share with two of my friends? Oh Fruit-of-the-Loom, why oh why don’t you understand my plight?”
Seriously though, maybe you have need for these things. Maybe your family is really poor. Maybe you’re the Jolly Green Giant. Maybe you want to really confuse your neighbors by hanging these things on your clothes line.
Whatever your reason, for the low, low price of $23 (or $7.67 a person) these underpants can be yours! They feature a 100 inch waistline and are 100% cotton, because let’s admit it, if your waistline is 100 inches, you’ll want something breathable. Also, in case you forget, the waistband proudly reminds you that you’re wearing “The World’s Largest Underpants.”
Who could ask for anything more? You can get your pair right here!