Just the other night, I was sitting in my two bedroom trailer, watching the Game of Thrones on HBO. As I was, one thought occurred to me. I really needed a new living room accessory to set off my collection of ancient suits of armor and swords. I needed something that would intimidate my enemies into never leaving beer cans in my yard again.
I needed a 7 foot throne made of swords.
So I pulled out my credit card, and for one easy payment of $30,000, I was able to purchase my own Iron Throne right from HBO.
Despite the price, this intimidating piece of furniture is not made of gold. It’s actually made of fiberglass and resin. But the fiberglass is hand painted and hand pounded, much like the original Iron Throne. Also, I think it costs like $80 to make and $29,920 to ship, considering it weighs an impressive 350 pounds.
I know you’re thinking “$30,000 for a chair?” but rest assured, this is no ordinary chair. It’s a place to rest after you’re done feeding your dragons or smiting your enemies. It’s a place to pensively contemplate your next move in conquering the 7 Kingdoms.
Most importantly, I so bet George R.R. Martin has one of these in his apartment too.