Do you have a craving for bacon but don’t have the energy to lift your likely 800 pound butt up off the couch and fry some up? Lucky for you, the fine people at Lester’s Fixin’s have seen fit to provide the tasty new beverage, Bacon Soda. That’s right, bacon flavored soda.
For only $24.95 (plus shipping) you can get yourself a delightful 6 pack of this carbonated sweet and savory beverage.
This high fructose, high protein (not really, I highly doubt this drink has ever met a real piece of bacon) beverage can also be purchased by the bottle, for $5.45 each, if you’re not quite ready to dive into the world of bacon flavored soda.
I know..you are wondering how does it really taste. Here is the best review I’ve seen for the product. I’m using this guys words because he’s entertaining and I don’t think I could have said it better myself,
This was a mistake. Like picking up a hot girl “hitchhiking” on a streetcorner, and noticing a strange bulge in “her” pants – and letting her, um, do things to thank you… anyway. That level of bad idea. Using Hydrogen in the Hindenberg bad.
The smell is not unpleasant, more maple-y than bacon-y.
The flavor on the front side of the first swig isn’t bad, but then as the vile concoction hits the taste buds at the back of your tongue, OH, THE HORROR! Smoked axle grease… closest I can come to describing it.
If you insist on trying it, have something else handy to wash the taste out of your mouth, or you’ll be wishing that “girl” with the bulge in her pants would allow you a mouthful of DNA containing “fluid” to get the taste out. (not that there’s anything wrong with that… if you’re actually into that… speaking more to straight males here.)
Seriously, folks, I’ve eaten things that frankly would make most folks vomit… So when *I* say it’s bad? It’s your choice, but I suggest not!