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A Man Is Dead After Crashing His Car While Masturbating To Porn On His Phone

A Man Is Dead After Crashing His Car While Masturbating To Porn On His Phone
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January 28, 2016
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Don’t text and drive? Sure. We all know that, but what about don’t masturbate and drive? Do we also need dramatic commercials to show the dangers of pleasuring yourself while driving?

Maybe. 58-year-old Clifford Ray Jones was driving down Detroit’s Interstate 75 early on Sunday, and instead of turning on the radio and listening to some tunes like a normal person. Jones decided to load up some porn on his smartphone.

He then pulled out his penis and started stroking it. To make this situation even more dangerous, Jones decided he didn’t need his seatbelt.

So let’s just recap before we move on. Jones was driving on an interstate without his seatbelt on, while watching porn and stroking his disco stick.

Obviously this situation didn’t end well. He lost control of his 1996 Toyota and was ejected from the vehicle’s sunroof. When officers arrived at the deadly scene, they reported seeing Jones on the ground without any pants on.

Michigan State Police Lt. Mike Shaw claims it’s one of the most bizarre things he’s ever heard of in his career…

“We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it’s almost to the fact there’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their cars.”

My question is where was this dude planning to aim his penis during unloading time? Did he have a cup nearby? A towel? Was he going to spray it all over his steering wheel? Out the sunroof?

Source: nydailynews

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