Friends and family of Sam Smith must now call him by his legal name Bacon Double Cheeseburger. The 33-year-old man, who now signs off his work emails as “B D Cheeseburger,” admits he got the brilliant idea while drinking with his friends.
He told the U.K.’s Standard that Bacon Double Cheeseburger was the first thing he thought of…
“It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names. Bacon Double Cheeseburger was pretty much the first thing that came up. Everyone loves bacon don’t they?”
I hate bacon, but I hate a lot of things, so maybe I’m not the right person to answer that question.
Anyway, his friends are obviously having a lot of fun with his new name, but there is one person who is not happy about it.
And that person is Cheeseburger’s fiancée Isabella. As you can imagine, she’s not looking forward to becoming Isabella Cheeseburger.
“My fiancée is fairly reluctant about marrying a Cheeseburger. That’s something we’re discussing a lot. No girl ever dreams of spending her big day marrying a man called Bacon.”
Sadly, the article doesn’t mention what name Isabella screams during sex, but we’re hoping their neighbors are hearing, “OH, GOD…YES! HARDER, MR. CHEESEBURGER…F—K ME HARDER!” every single night.
Source: Fox News