Making every kid around the country have nightmares of freakishly large rodents apparently isn’t enough for Chuck E. Cheese. They are going after the parents now with this terrifying Spaghetti & Meatballs Pizza creation.
The pizza, which will be available through June 30, is made with the chain’s standard dough and is topped with spaghetti noodles, marinara sauce, mozzarella and meatballs.
Gregory Casale, senior director of culinary innovation for the company released the following statement:
“Spaghetti and meatballs is an American staple the whole family loves. Our Spaghetti & Meatball pizza gives us one more way to show our guests we’re serious about bringing them the very best in culinary innovation.”
WHAT?!? Did I jump inside a time machine while sleeping last night? Is it April 1 again? On what planet is “Spaghetti & Meatball pizza” considered the very best in culinary innovation? Because it’s not the planet I live on.
You know what else is an American staple? Mashed potatoes. Let’s make a mashed potatoes & brown gravy pizza, with little bits of turkey sprinkled on top. Why not, right? America loves mashed potatoes and pizza separately, so why wouldn’t they enjoy them together?
And while we’re at it, let’s make broccoli-flavored ice cream! Your kids will finally want to eat their vegetables!
Source: thedailymeal.com
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