I’ve heard a lot of people say, “We know time machines haven’t been invented yet because no one from the future has stopped by to say hello!” And honestly, I’m not sure if that logic makes complete sense. But even if it does, we all know we wouldn’t believe the person claiming to be from the future. We would call them crazy and treat them like a criminal.
Just like 36-year-old Dante Rashad Anderson. Back in April, Anderson walked inside a Carl’s Jr. and started demanding food by screaming at the employees. They were eventually able to get him out of the restaurant, but he didn’t travel too far away.
He walked across the street to Arby’s. Once inside, he jumped on the counter and started screaming for free food. He then jumped off the counter and allegedly grabbed the manager and forced her against a wall.
A few seconds later, Anderson let her go and grabbed a handful of chicken and bacon before walking out of the restaurant. On his way out, he broke one of the glass doors at the entrance. Gary Knight, from the Oklahoma City Police Department, told reporters Anderson was clearly under the influence.
“He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality. He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time.”
But get this, before police managed to track him down, he celebrated his bacon victory by kicking the crap out of random vehicles. Patricia Beedle told reporters that Anderson went full Chuck Norris on her car.
“He jumped up like he was Chuck Norris and just kicked the crap out of my car. I mean, he kicked it so hard you could just feel the momentum of him kicking it.”
Anderson faces a number of charges, including destruction of property, assault and robbery by force or fear.