55-year-old James Depaola was living the redneck dream the other day when his loving wife decided to make him a sandwich, which is the ultimate sign of love in the state of Georgia, right above sharing your container of dipping tobacco and checking each other for ticks.
So you’d think Mr. Depaola would have appreciated his wife’s kind gesture, but instead he screamed at her and spit in her face. Why? Because she slapped three slices of cheese on the sandwich, and James made it clear that he only wanted two slices of cheese.
The couple’s 12-year-old daughter saw the madness go down. During the argument, James allegedly hit his wife and pulled the phone out of the wall.
That’s when the daughter grabbed her mother’s cell phone and called 911 to let them know her father was a f—king lunatic. When police arrived at the house, James admitted he pulled the phone from the wall “because he did not want his wife to call 911 for a stupid reason.”
Because berating your wife for adding an extra slice of cheese to your sandwich is completely rational? You shouldn’t be surprised to hear that James has a long history of violent and abusive behavior. He was even served with a restraining order in the past.
The wife told police it’s been a while since he’s been physically violent with her, but she believes that’s only because he’s too afraid to go back to jail. How sweet.
Police charged James with obstruction of a 911 call and criminal trespass/damage to property.