Those young Americans you see in the video above are 18-year-old Brianna Joy and 19-year-old Jaelin White. Apparently they’re already married, because relationships that begin in high school always work out.
Brianna and Jaelin are from Arizona and they clearly have wealthy parents. I mean, this Jaelin dude is flipping houses at just 19-years-old. Where the hell do you think he got the money to fund his business? It certainly wasn’t all from YouTube videos.
Anyway, they’re from Arizona and collectively they probably have as much life experience as a potato chip. So they decided to move away from home. They wanted to live in Chicago for Jaelin’s business.
As they describe in the video, they packed everything they had inside their vehicle and made the move. But something horrific happened to them when they arrived and tried to find a Chipotle for lunch.
“We heard great things about this public transportation. So I’m like, instead of driving, let’s just go kinda have the experience.”
When they arrived at the station, Jaelin claims he was approached by a man who began asking him questions “out of nowhere,” which sounds a lot like a normal conversation to me. The man asked him what his name was and what he did for a living.
Again…all things one might ask when they’re having a conversation.
But for some reason, the Whites felt uncomfortable and left the station. It was too dangerous…socializing with people who can’t name all the characters in Full House.
They walked to a Subway restaurant and called for an Uber, and while they were waiting they noticed the “creepy” man had followed them.
Brianna couldn’t even deal. Like…not at all.
“At this point I feel like I’m going to throw up, like I literally thought I was just going to have a heart attack. His voice was so sketchy.”
She literally thought she was going to have a heart attack, so things were pretty f—king serious. Jaelin called 911 and warned the man that police would be coming soon, which didn’t scare the dude because we all know the police weren’t coming.
At some point before their Uber arrived, Jaelin claims the man punched him in the face. According to the Whites, there were a lot of people around at the time.
So yeah, they moved back home, and now the internet is making fun of them. That’s pretty much all you need to know.
By the way, I suppose it’s worth mentioning that Jaelin and Brianna claim they worked hard for their success and that they came from middle class families.