45-year-old Tracy Lee Giffin went a little crazy the other day after she discovered that her 59-year-old husband had downed the last beer in the fridge. She had just snapped out of a nap, so she was probably feeling a bit grumpy when she made the discovery.
And instead of just calling her husband a “selfish asshole” like a normal person, she attacked him and allegedly slashed his neck with some scissors. She also bit him during the attack. In the report, officers noted that the husband had several cuts all over his body and teeth marks on his arms.
Police arrested Giffin and charged her with simple assault, aggravated assault and reckless endangerment. Apparently, the couple had been drinking together earlier in the day, so she was most likely still feeling a bit of a buzz during this attack.
But it wouldn’t be right to blame this incident on alcohol. Giffin has a history of freaking out over food items. In 2013, she was involved in a fight on Christmas Eve over BBQ sauce. She and her fighting partner went to jail for the night.
Beer, BBQ sauce…sounds like a healthy diet. By the way, who eats BBQ sauce on Christmas Eve? That just seems wrong to me. Are they dipping their candy canes in it? Or do rednecks leave out pork chops for Santa? I realize this shouldn’t be the part of the story I focus on, but it’s the part I find most interesting.