All you lonely, sexually frustrated dudes out there better read this story. A 50-year-old man is now without a penis after trying to f**k a bottle for four days.
At some point during the love-making session, the man’s penis became trapped inside the bottle. And instead of going to see a doctor that same day, he waited until his penis turned black. The urologist who conducted the operation explains, “he put his penis in a bottle, and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.”
They were forced to amputate the penis because it was completely dead. The doctors point out that this was an extreme case because the man waited so long to come in.
“This is an embarrassing emergency. The situation with this patient is that he didn’t get the medical attention in time, and this caused the penis to begin to decay. It had gone completely black and had begun to decay. The necrosis was very severe.”
It doesn’t feel right making fun of this guy. He was lonely and looking for some loving. For those of you out there in a similar situation, don’t go searching for a bottle. Try out a warmed banana peel, or order yourself one of those fancy Fleshlights.
Don’t get a BBC the hard way.
Source: fox news