Old people are the worst. They vote for people like Donald Trump, they still use checks at the grocery store, they smell like apple juice, and they believe they can do anything they want because they’re old.
Just like 78-year-old Robert Scott. The man from Houston was outside the Kenner Hotel when he walked up to a 29-year-old woman. She was trying to enjoy her lunch break when Scott approached her wearing a cowboy hat and some blue jeans.
He allegedly offered to take her out and told her she looked like a model. The victim tried to politely decline the old guy, but then he offered to be her sugar daddy. The comments started to become sexual, and that’s when the woman told Scott to get out of her face.
That’s when Scott fired back with an, “Oh, I’ll get out of your face,” before turning around, unbuckling his pants and dropping them and his underwear down to his feet. This means she not only saw his butt crack, but also his old balls, which were probably touching the ground along with his underwear.
Officers located Scott inside the hotel and arrested him. He was charged with obscenity. His bond was set at $5,000, but he was released the next day without paying bond to free up space inside the jail.