An attorney in Mississippi is using his skills in the court room to battle fast food chain Popeyes. He is suing the popular fast food restaurant after he ordered a combo meal that included two chicken breasts, a side, a biscuit and a delicious soft drink.
Included inside the box of chicken was napkins, a spork and some salt and pepper. Sounds like a normal fast food haul, right? Well not to attorney Paul Newton because he doesn’t know how to f–king eat.
The lawsuit states:
“Because Newton’s order did not include a plastic knife, plaintiff Newton’s only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces with his teeth.”
So basically he was forced to eat a piece of chicken like a normal person. Eating chicken with a fork is like eating pizza with a fork.
While he was eating the chicken, he choked on a piece and had to have an emergency surgery at a hospital.
He wants Popeyes to pay for all his medical bills plus pain and suffering, because why the hell not? He’s also hoping to force the fast food chain to include plastic knives in all drive-thru orders in the future so customers “can cut their purchased food orders into appropriate portions.”