We are right in the middle of the holiday season, but don’t expect Florida Man to take any breaks. He works all year, and last weekend, he was causing some trouble inside a 7-Eleven store.
The man, 46-year-old Daniel Colon, entered the convenience store at around 7:00 pm on Saturday night. He went around the store looking for a bathroom, but he wasn’t able to find one. And instead of asking an employee for help, he opened an “Employees Only” door and walked inside.
Once inside, he pulled out his little friend and started urinating all over 6 Busch Light beer cases, which is basically urine anyway, so we’re not sure why the store owner was so angry.
When an employee inside the store noticed Colon peeing inside the walk-in cooler, he confronted him and ordered him to stop. Colon ran out of the store and drove away.
He was pulled over by police a short time later. They arrested him for criminal mischief and also slapped him with a drunk driving charge. Sadly, when officers questioned Colon about the incident, he didn’t seem apologetic. He simply told them that he couldn’t find the bathroom, so he used the cooler.
Dude had some serious drunk brain going on.