Police in Florida are still searching for a man who robbed a gas station in Holiday, Florida. They describe the man as an overweight white male in his 30s.
As you can see from the photo, he’s wearing a red bandana and a green military-style pilot jumpsuit. Oh, and you have probably noticed the ridiculous drawn-on beard.
He was reportedly wearing clear gloves during the robbery, most likely to keep himself from rubbing his super realistic beard off. Witnesses say he left the scene in a tan or brown Toyota extended cab truck. No injuries were reported during the robbery.
Police aren’t sure how much money he left with, but hopefully it was enough to buy him more ink for his beard. That sh-t is gonna start fading soon.
I’m sure they’ll catch this dude. I mean, he can’t be that clever. Look at the shape of that beard. I mean, what the f–k, bro? No real beard looks like that. It looks like he smashed a package of Oreos on his face and then spread it in with a butter knife.