Thomas J. Winkel better watch out because Ron Swanson is probably on his way to kick his bacon-wasting butt. The 44-year-old Wisconsin man was charged with disorderly conduct and battery after attacking his poor mother with a package of bacon.
Officers were called to his mother’s apartment at around 8 p.m. on Monday. When they arrived, the mother had a one inch laceration on the left side of her face.
She told the officers that her son had smacked her with some bacon, and according to the criminal complaint, Winkel admitted to throwing the package at his mother. And he was NOT sorry he did it. In fact, he told officers that he hopes his mother “rots in hell.”
He also admitted to drinking a six pack before the bacon attack occurred, which explains why the officers noted in the report that he seemed intoxicated. But sadly, we don’t think alcohol is the only reason he slapped his mom with some bacon.
According to the report, Winkel has a long history of domestic abuse. Back in 2010, he was charged with strangulation and suffocation, domestic abuse. And in 2008 and 2007 he also faced domestic abuse charges.
Sounds like he needs to wake up and smell the bacon.